Listen, we know this Fan Club is one of the best in the music business, and so we wanted to show how much we believe in this Fan Club by offering a guarantee so good, so crazy that anyone would be crazy not to take this incredible offer we have for you...
If you don't absolutely LOVE your Fan Club membership or feel like it's just not a good fit for some reason, we're going to completely refund 100% of your initial investment today AND you can stay in the Fan Club for the rest of the month if you reach out within the first 30 days!
Is it alright if we over-deliver? That means this is literally a RISK-FREE offer!
Not sure if this will be a good fit? Don't worry about that now, because you've got 30 days to decide whether you want this amazing Fan Club membership with all the irresistible offer we've put together for you!
We don't care if it's 29 days, 23 hours, and 59 minutes after you join, we'll protect your investment into the Fan Club with this crazy guarantee!